Arlington VA June 16, 2016
Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States
The Citation reads:
Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States, is awarded the STUPID AWARD WITH CLUSTER for exceptionally rude, ignorant, and unnecessary comments in his speech at the United States Treasury Department following the horrific massacre of forty-nine innocent people ,along with the wounding of another nearly 50 people, many of them seriously injured. During his speech, Mr. Obama spent less that two minutes expressing the feelings of the Nation on the massacre, arguably the most important event of the day; and concentrating instead on irrelevant banking restrictions, gun control, and political gibberish directed at a presumptive candidate in the coming national election.
Mr. Obama showed particular disdain for the dead and injured, showing complete indifference to their plight, and that of their families. He took an opportunity to be the Great Healer of the Nation, and instead drove headlong into divisiveness and political rhetoric, which should have no place in public discourse during the evolving of these kinds of tragic events.
Mr. Obama, through his efforts, distracted the national discussion on reducing these situations, instead driving an even larger divide of bigotry and cultural baiting.
For his efforts, Mr. Obama is the unanimous choice of the selection committee for the STUPID AWARD WITH CLUSTER, the first time this level of award is presented, for his unique contributions to this situation, and the continuation of the Great National Nightmare which has marked his administration.